Need a reason to have kids?
The more kids you have, the more you can accomplish. I make them stack wood every day and twice on Sundays.
No, not really.
Just once on Saturdays.
It promotes teamwork and compromise.
It builds strong muscles.
And it keeps me warm … cuz when Mama’s not happy warm, nobody’s happy.
Speaking of being happy … I love little boys in bib overalls.
I love big boys in overalls, too.
Except when big boys in overalls refuse to smile for the camera. It upsets me.
Revenge.
I took a photo of his backside.
He finds me very annoying.
Especially when I try to make him smile for the camera.
He hates it.
But I usually succeed.
Just call me queen of the axe man.
Or the court jester.
Class clown?
Or you could call me the Big Bad Wolf.
Look!
There’s Little Red Riding Hood.
Your guy is so cute, and what a smile! Looks like good clean fun to me, stacking wood and all. Oh girl, I like to be warm too.
And isn’t he cute when he smiles!!!