Tag Archives: Edward
It’s Not Easy Being Green
I awakened to the early-morning demands of a rooster. I heard the hens protesting. In my half-conscious state I thought, “The chickens are out and about. It must be sunny!” My momentary joy was dashed by the first glimpse of … Continue reading
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Tagged Annie, being green, Bella, Caddyshack, corn, Edward, Forks, Kermit, Ohio, planting, Portland, rain, Seattle, soybeans, The Muppets, Tomorrow, Twilight, Washington, your skin is pale white
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The saga continues
Gather a bunch of women at a midnight movie premiere. Picture a parking lot RV tailgate … frenzied emotions … a three-hour wait in line surrounded by hormonal teenage girls … and of course, Edward. Life-sized, cardboard Edward. Oh, … Continue reading
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Tagged eclipse, Edward, move premiere, New Moon, Stephenie Meyer, Twilight
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Howling at the new moon
“Well-behaved women rarely make history.” ~ Mae West One of my favorite things to do is spend time with like-minded women who enjoy basking in silliness even though some think them ridiculous. Are we old enough to know better? Sure. … Continue reading
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Tagged Bella, Edward, Jacob, midnight, movie, New Moon, Stephenie Meyer, teenagers, Tinseltown, twihards, Twilight, Twilight Moms, vampires, werewolves
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